Prompt: The Hamburglar is the most mischievous character in all of McDonaldland. His main purpose in life is the acquisition of McDonald’s hamburgers, and he is not above borrowing them with no thought of payment. (And nobody expects payment.) He is also not above playing pranks on the other characters, including even Ronald McDonald. The attitude of the other characters toward the Hamburglar is best described as: “The Hamburglar can’t help being what he is.” They try to keep hamburgers safe from him, and they try to catch him when he succeeds in filching one. But his behavior never angers them. After all, the tempta- tion is too great for him to resist. (Ronald will even give the Hamburglar a hamburger from time to time just out of affection for the little guy.) The Hamburglar never walks when he can run; he even moves quickly when he is sneaking up on a hamburger. He does not actually speak. He mumbles inarticulately, except for the word “hamburger” —occa- sionally “cheeseburger.” His voice sounds something like this: “Robble-robble-robble- hamburger-robble-robble.” PERSONAL APPEARANCE GUIDE- LINES: darting movements, gets into mis- chief but is always rehabilitated. He need not talk during public appearances, but can make his peculiar noises (see above). Should be between 5’2” and 5’9\", prefer- ably toward the shorter end of the scale. Should be slim, lithe, agile.