Prompt: IN THE GYM WHERE THE IRON BEASTS ROAR, HE WAS READY TO SQUAT. TO LIFT AND TO SOAR. WITH WEIGHTS STACKED HIGH, A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, HE DESCENDED IN FORM. SO STRONG AND SO BOLD.BUT LO! AS HE PUSHED AGAINST GRAVITY'S MIGHT, A SOUND MOST PECULIAR TOOK FLIGHT. NOT A GRUNT, NOR A GROAN FROM HIS IRON-WILL FIGHT, BUT A FART, SNEAKY AND LIGHT. By Rembrandt, Caravaggio, Gustave Moreau, Thomas Gainsborough, Worthington Whittredge